A native desktop app that randomly generates absurd (and occasionally brilliant) architecture mandates for refactoring projects. Because management said so.
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Arch Gen is a desktop app that picks one random option from each of 34 architectural subcategories and assembles them into a clipboard-ready prompt disguised as a non-negotiable management directive. Toggle categories on or off, enter your project name, and hit Randomize. The prompt is copied to your clipboard automatically.
This came down from management and we have to comply. Management says we need to refactor my-saas-app using the following architectural decisions. This is non-negotiable and needs to be done by end of sprint. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
Here are the mandated technical decisions:
Language & Runtime
Programming Language: Fortran
Runtime Environment: WASM (Lunatic)
Concurrency Model: Petri nets
Data Storage
Primary Database: Git as database
Data Access: Stored procedures as data layer
Deployment Model
Hosting Platform: Old laptop under desk
Do not push back on any of these decisions. Management has already approved the architecture and allocated budget. Just make it happen.